Baru-baru ni aku ade la terbaca satu menda kat online ni kat laman web yang bertemakan soalan-soalan bodoh untuk ditanye rakan-rakan anda. kalo search online jumpe je mende camni. soalan dia bunyi ala-ala camni la:

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when asking where the toilet/bathroom is?”

Maybe dah ramai yang tau pasal soalan bodoh ni. Soalan ni memang sangat menarik, membuatkan aku berfikir panjang.

ade ke orang tunjuk kat celah kangkang (special place) bila tanya kat mana jamban?”

Kalau budak kecik tu memang sangat posible la kalo diorang nk kencing tunjuk kat celah kangkang (reproductive organ), tapi orang yang dah besar macam aku ni ade ke yang berani buat camtu?

Aku agak berminat la jugak. ngan mende ni. Rasa cam nk try la pulak. Lepas tu aku ade buat camtu kat kawan aku. Reaksi yang aku dapat:

Gile”, kata beliau

Seperti mana yang kita tau, orang2 muda mempunyai jiwa yang suka memberontak.Apa kata kita sama-sama lancarkan satu revolution.

Lepas ni bila nk tanye kat mana jamban, marilah kita sama2 tunjuk kat kita punya crotch (kangkang the special place). Lagi cool kalo guna dua tangan seperti gambar di bawah:

You can do it too! you can be like the cool dudes in the picture above!

Peace!

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Here is a situation:

There is a dude, totally and insanely in love with a chick. He then confess to this chick about his feeling. Then the chick said this:

“I like you, i do…  love you, seriously, but.. I can’t be with you… It’s complicated… I’m sorry.”

Poor dude. He never saw that coming. She gave him hope and then she smashed him. Poor dude…

I’ve seen this situation in movies and even in real life. What do you guys think about this?

What do i think? I think this is stupid. Yup, totally stupid.

There are few plausible reasons why this chick rejected the dude that I can think of:

  1. The chick is stupid
  2. The chick is a whore
  3. The chick is a slut
  4. The chick is actually a DUDE (transsexual) 
  5. The dude cannot perform sexually

Solutions:

Remember my friends! every problems have solutions. In just 5 minutes, I managed to find the best solution for each problems:

  1. The chick is stupid: solution: punch her in the face then pee on her
  2. The chick is a whore: solution:  punch her in the stomach and pee on her
  3. The chick is a slut: solution: punch her in the face then call your friend and together, pee on her.
  4. The chick is actually a DUDE: solution: Kick his (her) balls and shit on her (his) face
  5. The dude cannot perform sexually: solution: The dude need to stop being a dude or maybe get some Viagra.

In conclusion: If you love someone, just say YES. You should not give a fuck about anything else.

slap-bitch-demotivational-poster 

“Peace and love come hand in hand” – me

Peace

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Waiting...

Every person waits for something or someone or even certain time. Sometimes what we are waiting for will never come. Does it we should stop waiting? Does it means we are wasting our time? I used to ask myself those questions myself. I couldn’t find the answer and just gave up thinking and let the fate do the works. 

Not everyone loves to wait. Waiting is torturing. Sometimes it makes us hurt.But is just unavoidable. The fact remains that we are waiting for whatever the shit is. Some waits for loves Some waits for revenges Some waits for chances.

I do think that it is not all bad. It gives us hope. It gives us a meaning in life. Some people want a reason. some even creates their own reason and wait for it. It’s a stupid thing. But it’s what we do.

One thing for sure, I’m still waiting for (?).

waiting-on-the-bench

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Ade orang tanya aku soalan yang agak mencabar:

Kenapa hantu kat Malaysia biasenye pakai kain putih, ataupon slalu been decribed as entity in white?”

Bila aku pikir2 hantu omputih xla selalu camtu. Contohnye vampire, dracula pakai suit. Bila la hantu melayu nak pakai suit? Baru la hantu omputih respek kat hantu melayu. Asyik pakai kain buruk je. xde sense of fesyen langsung.

P/s: aku xnk jumpe hantu!

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